Sub•vi•ral

adj (Microbiology)-"of or pertaining to any macromolecule smaller in size or possessing a lesser degree of organization than a comparable intact viral particle." http://www.dictionary.com/.  If there is an upside to H1N1 it’s being a Substitute Teacher. Calls to substitute were really slow for me at the beginning of this school year. But about a month ago I subbed for 3 different teachers, at 3 different schools, who went-down with H1N1. Since then, I’m getting called almost every day and am learning that not only are teachers being hit, but about a third of the students in my classes (35+ students on average) have already had the virus. I’m beginning to wonder if I shouldn’t invest in a Hazmat suite! Tragic deaths and painful symptoms notwithstanding, I have to admit that I am somewhat grateful (as is my family) for this unique flu strain that has come to us compliments an infected south-of-the-boarder porker. While I’m happy to support teachers and serve students, I’m no “Father Flanagan” – with two daughters in college and two teenage sons, I need the cash baby! Not “bling” (we live modestly), but we have bills to pay –you feel me?

Now, I know what you’re thinking –“have you gotten vaccinated yet?” No, not yet (I honestly don’t think it’s available yet –though I would argue that our job is an “at risk” profession). But I do intend to, despite the fact that I am a cynic by nature –especially when it comes to “fear mongering”. You can do your own “risk assessment”, but I do believe there is just way too much good data that more than supports (strongly urges as imperative) that we be proactive in getting this vaccination (see http://www.doctorsiegel.com/ ) If you are a middle school sub –then your skin is probably already thick enough to survive even a pandemic influenza. But for the rest of us –we’ll have to do more than just “soldier on”. Prudence would strongly suggest that we get vaccinated as soon as it becomes available. Please share any of your experiences with the virus (with students, schools, staff, survival, etc.):